THE KITTY DOCTRINE: Inside Pulong Duterte’s Sensational 2028 Plot and the “CIA Puppet” Conspiracy

The political fault lines of the Philippines didn’t just crack on January 11, 2026; they exploded. In an exclusive, high-tension interview that has sent shockwaves from the jagged coastline of Davao to the high-security corridors of the CIA in Langley, Congressman Paulo “Pulong” Duterte has unveiled a vision for 2028 that many are calling “pure political madness.”

For years, the Duterte dynasty has been the “Enzor” (the hunter) of corruption and lies, but today, they stand at the center of a mystery that involves a teenaged heiress, a “bangag” (stoned) president, and an international intelligence web. This is the investigation into the “Kitty Doctrine”—the sensational claim that the future of 110 million Filipinos rests on the shoulders of the youngest Duterte, Kitty, and the dark warning of an impending military rebellion.

The Investigation: “Qualified” for the Throne?

The most explosive segment of the interview occurred when Pulong was asked about the 2028 Presidential Election. While the nation expected him to confirm his own national ambitions, he pivoted to a “Family Affair” plot that caught everyone off guard.

“The people want a Duterte-Duterte tandem,” the interviewer noted, citing internal surveys. Pulong’s response was a masterclass in sensationalist deflection:

“Just let Inday [Sara] and Kitty run. Kitty will be qualified by 2028. It’s better that way—less of a headache.”

The fallout was instantaneous. Critics are screaming: “Is the Presidency now a playground for teenagers?” The investigation into Kitty Duterte’s “qualification” suggests a desperate attempt to keep the “Duterte Brand” alive through the next generation. But is age enough? Netizens are questioning if a “qualified” paper trail can replace a track record of service. For many, this isn’t just a political strategy; it is the ultimate “middle finger” to the democratic process, treating the highest office in the land as a hereditary birthright.

The “Bangag” President and the CIA Puppet Strings

The interview took a darker, more dangerous turn when the topic shifted to the current administration. Pulong did not hold back, using the term “bangag” (incapacitated or high) to describe the sitting President of the Philippines.

In a sensational investigative twist, Pulong alleged that the current leadership is nothing more than a “CIA Puppet.” He claimed that international powers, specifically the United States, are suppressing the truth on social media because “Facebook is under the eye of the Central Intelligence Agency.”

The Conspiracy: Pulong suggests that the suppression of pro-Duterte news is a calculated move by the US to maintain a “controllable” leader in Malacañang.

The Warning: He warned the Filipino people not to be “bobo” (stupid), asserting that the current occupant of the palace has “no education” compared to the political street-smarts of the Davao clan.

The “Hiding” Patriarch: Is Digong Dying or Waiting?

The most emotional part of the discourse centered on the patriarch, Rodrigo “Tatay” Duterte. Pulong provided a rare, intimate look into the former President’s health that was both reassuring and alarming.

“He’s eating, he’s getting a bit fat,” Pulong shared, * “but his legs are shrinking because of the lack of exercise inside.”* But it was the message Tatay Digong allegedly sent to the military that has sent the Intelligence Funds of the government into a frenzy. Pulong revealed that the elder Duterte is telling the military: “Protect the Filipino and the Philippines if you feel they are in danger.” This “inciting” rhetoric has already reached the ears of Justice Secretary Remulla, with Pulong daring the government to move against them. “Everything is paid for by intelligence funds anyway,” he mocked.

The Fisherman and the Bodyguard: A False Retreat?

Perhaps the most mysterious part of Pulong’s testimony was his claim of political exhaustion. Despite being a powerhouse in Davao, he claimed he wants to leave his career to the “Davaoños.”

“Personally, I’d rather be a fisherman,” he stated with a straight face. He even joked about becoming a bodyguard for his associates. But investigators know the “Duterte Playbook” by heart: The more they claim they want to retire, the more they are preparing to strike. The “Fisherman” narrative is seen as a “Common Man” mask to contrast the “Bangag Elite” in Manila. By positioning himself as a simple servant of the sea, he builds the “mystique” that makes the eventual 2028 run seem like a “sacrifice for the people.”

Conclusion: The Battle for the Filipino Soul

As of January 11, 2026, the Philippines is a house divided. On one side, a “Bangag” administration allegedly controlled by foreign spies; on the other, a “Family Affair” dynasty pushing a teenager toward the presidency.

Pulong Duterte’s interview was more than just talk; it was a declaration of war against the “lies” and “corruption” of the current status quo. Whether the “Kitty Doctrine” is a real plan or a sensationalist distraction remains the biggest mystery of the year.

The “Bad News” for the critics? The Duterte influence is not fading; it is mutating. The “Good News” for the supporters? Their “Tatay” is still giving orders from the shadows, and his children are ready to burn the house down to “save” it.

The Question for 2026: Will the AFP follow the “Constitution” as Pulong suggests, or will they interpret “Protecting the Filipino” as a signal to withdraw support from the commander-in-chief?